| 06 October 2009
I am going to be so in the dog house if my girlfriend reads this...however, it's a good thing we have a comfortable couch!
There is nothing more frustrating than trying to meet someone somewhere and having your girlfriend give you "directions" (at least in my case and I'm sure that most of you can relate). If I even admit that I need directions, the last thing I want to hear is her telling me what nail salons or home supply stores are the landmarks of where I'm going - clearly I do not know where those places are!!! Even worse than that, is if she isn't alone and I have to listen to her talk everything through with her friends in the background - did it skip her mind that I'm actually driving in a car and don't have time to listen to her bicker with her friends or answer her call waiting?! OK, sorry...enough ranting...
Whether or not I'm making my point clear, Psychostick can relay the message in a much better fashion. Not sure if too many of you are familiar with this "humorcore" band, but if you haven't heard their song "Girl Directions" you must immediately stop what you're doing and listen to it. While it's very short, only about a minute and a half in all it's glory, the song is hilarious! "Girl Directions" takes you through a guy getting directions in the most frustrating and obnoxious way possible (at least my girlfriend isn't this bad) and ultimately unlashing his anger into the phone! Psychostick has become known over the years for writing hard rock/borderline metal music about inanimate objects and other everyday events. You may be familiar with their song "Beer!!!"
Now I ask you, isn't the annoying GPS voice better than having to go through anything resembling this?!
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