Backstage Other The Death of Perez, or How I Learned To Really Dig Michael Jackson Kicking the Bucket
| 26 June 2009
Where were YOU on June 25th, 2009? That was the not-so-surprising day our very own King Of Pop died. Rumors abound that Michael Jackson suffered from a severe case of Jokerism as he has been rumored to have probably passed away from the same cause as Heathcliff Ledger. Rumor has it booze, pills and even shots of painkillers were the order of the day for old MJ. Pretty sad stuff, huh? But as I read more and more, I think that's the least of his family's worries. When they (hopefully) peel the layers away of Jackson's posthumous legacy, we will truly find out what made this guy tick. Like most folks, I loved some of his old stuff but his image grew scarier and his music became more self-absorbed as time wore on. So many questions need answering. Why was he so fucking white? Did he have sex with women, men, boys, or animals?
So I bet you at least some of you are getting pretty damn near sick of reading about Michael Jackson. So I will try and make his connection to that fat fuck Perez Hilton brief. Ah, good old Perez Hilton. That fucker is the reason straight guys want to kick the shit out of gays. I kid my peepee smoking pals, but hell, even gays are sick as shit of this loser piece of shit's judgemental celebrity gossip blog. He recently got punched in his face by Will.i.am's road manager after he got pissy at an awards show and in Will's face called him a "Fucking Faggot". Um, sorry idiot, but from where I come from, that's a paddlin'. Hell, since you might dig the paddlin' we'll just hand you a straight punch. Yeah. Kinda like what Will.i.am's dude did.
So then this douche Twitters about it for fucking hours, "OMIGOD IVE BEEN HIT PLEASE LET THE AUTHORITES KNOW." and stupid shit like that over and over. And then he posts the faggiest video decrying violence. What do you think will happen when you run your mouth about people and their families? Families who aren't even in show business? Will.i.am. made a rebuttal video, that was concise and to the point. Perez struck back with more hysterical nonsense that made him look like an even bigger douche then he possibly could already have been.
Anyway, fast forward to later in the week when the whole world was stunned to hear that MJ had died. When it first reported that MJ was rushed to the hospital, idiot Perez posted a pissy judgemental blog stating:
Hilton's Twitter followers left him in droves, sick of his faggoty judgemental nonsense.
It's obvious this fat fuck got a huge head because he fucked over the MIss America contest so he thought he was the taste and style baron for everything and anything. But just like anything else, people get sick of bitchy negative shit ALL THE TIME and the backlash has begun against a fucker who really deserves it. After posting a half-assed apology for calling WIll.i.am. a "faggot" he promised he would donate his lawsuit proceeds to the gay support group Matthew Shepard Foundation. Who turned him down. More LOLs were had.
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