Backstage Television The Truth About Susan Boyle
| 28 April 2009
Susan Boyle. Bet you are fucking sick of that bitch! Why, even Nagel has written about this withered old hag with the voice of an angel. Barf. Do you idiots really think her stunning appearance on that faggy British show was anything other then staged? Let me lay out some facts for you dumb-asses:
1. The show is, as LWN mentioned, a "reality" show. That means clever editing is used to give a faux sense of realistic events unfolding as we watch them. This is bullshit...
2. Because these type of shows hold auditions before they get anyone on TV. I know a couple of chicks that tried out for American Idol. They never made it to see Randy or Paula. Because before they get their chance to ham it up for TV, they have to line up in a big tent and sing for a bunch of minor-league talent scouts. This weeds out the truly mediocre from the truly awful and great singers. Because the awful freaks make good TV, they are fooled into thinking they can move on and perform in front of the "real" judges. The decent singers also get a chance to do the same.
3. Simon Cowell may wear too-tight t-shirts, but he ain't no fool. If you dumb fucks really think he didn't know that ugly pig could sing, you are dumber then even I gave you credit for. Do you not think he realized this may happen with a little of his million-dollar spin control prodding it along? From Boyle's self-depreciating emphasis on her virginity to the crowd shots of snickering teens our emotions were played liked a fiddle.
So yeah, those assholes realized she could sing. So who gives a shit? I know plenty of ugly fat bitches that can sing. Hell, some of 'em are even BLACK! That's 3 strikes! So smarten up you faggots, and don't be manipulated by the media. Now, where DID I put my Swine Flu mask?
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