Written by Smokey McTrees
| 23 June 2009
The 2 Final Four matchups weren't even close. The voters like their sugar. Perhaps its nostalgia, but the healthy cereals went out early in the brackets. Fruity Pebbles is the George Mason of cereals, but it has a much better shot in the finals. Both of these cereals will rot your teeth, and both are loved by the voters. Vote now vote often, you can vote once every 6 hours. Voting will close on Friday June 26th at noon.

(2) Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Another sleeper pick from the General Mills conference, Cinnamon Toast Crunch has potential. The cereal is popular enough to warrant a spin-off cereal (also found in this group). Their mascot isn't the most recognizable, but its passable. Look for Cinnamon Toast Crunch to come out playing and dont be surprised if they go deep in the field. Be wary of eating more then two bowls of this shit, though, as it can be TOO sweet and will make you feel weird and guilty after a while.
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(12) Fruity Pebbles
The holy grail of cereal for everybody under 25, and everyone over who smokes lots of weed, FPs have spun-off from The Flintstones into one of the tastiest fucking cereals ever invented. This, my friends, is the closest you can come to cereal tasting like candy without actually being candy. How can this shit even CLAIM to be good for you? As with it's African-American sibling, FPs are best when eaten box by whole box.
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