Written by Kaplan572 | 17 February 2010

Written By:  Mike Miller

For those who follow recruiting National Letter of Intent Day is a high holiday.  All year long we closely follow the lives of elite high school athletes anticipating and hoping that they sign with our school and shape a successful winning program.  The 2010 recruiting season was a very successful one for Penn State. Not only did we fill a lot of needs, our staff seemed to go beyond expectations in filling this class with an extremely talented group of athletes.  Rivlas.com, Scout.com and ESPN.com all selected our class as the best in the Big Ten.  Rivals ranked our class #12 nationally; Scout gave us a final ranking of 9 and ESPN ranked our class #11 in the nation.

Written by Love Without Nagel | 12 November 2009

I'm glad I wasn't betting last week, otherwise I would have pissed money away more than usual.  I don't even get paid really, I'm basically just a middle man who keeps the books for a really shitty business that can't turn a profit.  This shitty business attempts to create new revenue streams, but usually just fucks up ruining the company because the owner is a moron who doesn't understand shit.  I've gone back to the old picture because it's cooler.

Since I can't really bitch about not losing money last week, let's jump right into the news.

Written by Love Without Nagel | 29 October 2009

I'm prett sure I despise Miami.  Actually I might hate Randy Shannon too.  And I'm pretty sure I hate Jacory Harris, which means I'm not a fan of Miami Northwestern High School.  In fact, my hate isn't soley limited to the Hurricanes.  I'm pretty sure I also fair the fair-weatheredness of the Miaimi Dolphins fans, their tailgates with line dancing, Gloria Estefan, Marc Anthony and the rest of the Dolphins ownership group.  I hate Landshark Lager because it tastes like my piss after a long night of boozing.  And the Dolphins color scheme looks like......well things that I puked up after a long night of drinking.  How the Miami Hurricanes couldn't cover a measley 4.5 spread against the terrible Tigers of Clemson will haunt me and my profits for the remainder of the football season.  With that in mind, let's start this week with some great losses in Miami Hurricane's history, and other sucky things about Miami:

Written by Love Without Nagel | 22 October 2009

I'm currently out of witty stories so this week we will just jump right into the news.

1.  Ole Miss changes lyrics to song, obviously to piss off everyone

The Ole Miss administration has worked tirelessly to not only put a shitty product on the field, but to enrage students, some alumni and local Klan members by removing a line from their fight song.  What is the line you may ask?  "The South Will Rise Again" to be exact.  The students are all UCF tailgate angry about this.

Written by Love Without Nagel | 15 October 2009

This past summer, during the sweet, sweetness of doing nothing all day I was given an opportunity that sounded shitty but would also get me out of the house.  Additionally, I was promised lunch afterward.  Since I had no money, my friends would obviously be paying for this lunch so all in all it seemed like a great idea.

What was it you might ask?  A motivational speaker who was discussing leadership and other bullshit that would not help me find a job.  I hate motivational speakers, and I used to hire them for events I was planning.  Why do I hate them?  Because: