Mountain West Haiku Preview

Written by Love Without Nagel | 20 August 2009

This year, Armchair will preview all conferences in haiku form.  Since the staff is not in midseason form yet, they first three posts will be in 7-5-7 form, instead of the more traditional 5-7-5.  Yes, we know that TMQ is the person that started the sports haiku craze.  Enjoy!

Air Force

Falcons will fly this season
I predict eight wins
hokey offense is not bad

BYU

Mormon bastards love Joe Smith
They have a shot for
Eight wins this year, go Mormons

Colorado State

So long Gartelle Johnson, bye
Five wins might be hard
In the competitive West

New Mexico

New Era, New Energy
New coach, New Lobo program
New five and seven record

San Diego State

Chuck Long still on the payroll
Brady Hoke new coach
SDSU still blows goats

Texas Christian University

Horny toads are the damn truth
Beat Boise last year
Might win eleven this year

UNLV

I'd gamble on 5 wins Rebs
The West will be tough
Ryan Wolfe can't save the team

Utah

Sugar bowl win last season
Questions at QB
Utes will still win eight games surely

Wyoming

Cowboys play difficult sched
Texas will kill them
Five wins are the maximum

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Go Cowboys!!!!

While Wyoming may have five wins at max they play more ranked teams than Florida, including the current #2 Longhorns at home. Texas is going to struggle at 7200ft altitude....and it's been known to snow in Laramie in mid-September...

Lab Boy , September 09, 2009

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