Bleachers College Sports Mid American Conference Haiku Preview
| 31 August 2009
This year, Armchair will preview all conferences in haiku form. Since the staff is not in midseason form yet, they first three posts will be in 7-5-7 form, instead of the more traditional 5-7-5. Yes, we know that TMQ is the person that started the sports haiku craze. Enjoy!
Akron
New Stadium, why?
Nine offensive starters back
Defense won't stop teams
Bowling Green
New coach at the helm
Begin season ranked eighty
End at seventy
Buffalo
James Starks career ends
New QB offers run/pass
This cannot end well
Kent State
Winnable games few
Quarterback certainly new
Season for sure through
Miami
Six wins on schedgy
There's a logjam atop MAC East
Still can't win it though
Ohio
Two OOC wins
Boo Jackson, Frank Solich say,
five wins for OU
Ball State
Nate Davis is gone
Brady Hoke is also gone
Cards will lose seven
Central Michigan
I've got a fever
And the only prescription
is Dan LeFevour
Eastern Michigan
Worst directional
In the history of world
Three wins this season
Northern Illinois
Bad Two Thousand Eight
Not much better in 09
Turner Burner gone
Toledo
Gambling scandal
Program sanctions coming soon
I smell a bad year
Western Michigan
MAC West champion
Tim Hiller will be best Q
Broncos will win eight
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