Bleachers College Sports College Football Week 4
| 24 September 2009
This all comes from the Gainesville Sun:
"When I saw them start handing the ball off, you didn't feel like they were going after the win," Meyer said. "I remember looking out there, there's 10 minutes left in the game, there's no no-huddle, they're down by 23-6, and no urgency."
I'm not going to lie, Kiffin started this argument by describing how Urban Meyer committed (actually did not) an NCAA violation by contacting WR Nu'Keese Richardson while he was on a visit to UT. But, I'm also Meyer could have let it go and not spoken out about his douchebag counterpart. So we will call this simply, DOUCHEY.
"This offseason the commissioner made a big deal of renewing vows in terms of what we say about other teams, other coaches and other players," Kiffin said. "Obviously Urban feels he doesn't need to follow that. We won't say anything else."
Slow down the Lane, are you running for political office here? You big bag of shit smelling wind. Note, he won't say anything else about the game, or the subject. This is DOUCHEY-ER."Kiffin also took another jab at Meyer for saying a few players were battling illnesses during the game."
Meyer continued the verbal barbs by throwing out an excuse as to why his team didn't win by enough due to the insane legion of spoiled ass fans Florida has. "What the fuck man, we only beat an arch rival by 10. That's bullshit!" Be careful what you wish for Urban, some day the devil will come to collect. DOUCHEY-ER-ER.
"I guess we'll wait and after we're not excited about a performance, we'll tell you everybody was sick."
Oh shit, he went and fucking did it. He actually went above and beyond, and called out his arch rival (in his mind) AGAIN, after saying he would not AND less than a week after losing to them. This fucker has lost his mind. This, is by far the DOUCHEY-IST!
REVIEW:
I think we covered enough of Tennessee-Florida upstairs, but 30 was in range until that shitbox, Tebow fumbled the ball. I hear Tebow is so arrogant now that he won't even let broads take their picture with him anymore. It's so bad I guess that if Tebow attends your party, all the cameras and phones must be confiscated. Do you think he is counting the days until he is a Jaguar so no one will give a shit about him anymore?
Boise State had little trouble with Fresno, which is pretty surprising to me since I picked the Broncos. Years ago I used to ride this team out west that no one had heard of. Too bad now, everyone is on the bandwagon and their spreads can get out of hand. Even though Fresno lost, Pat Hill is a badass and his moustache can kick your ass.
Was there ever a doubt about Georgia beating Arkansas? Every time Mark Richt loses one game the whole fan base and national media turns bullish on the Bulldogs. Look, Richt is a great coach who gets good talent and stays under the NCAA radar. The mother fucker is 84-23 overall at Georgia and 6-2 in bowl games. Give it a rest people.
Georgia Tech you have fooled me for the last time. My assumption was that the game would have next to no scoring, and that Tech would catch the lead on a play where a Miami player did something fucking stupid. Then they would simply run 60 minutes off the clock by confusing Le Hurricanes. Maybe Miami is back; if so let me be the first to say, "Go Fuck Yourself Miami!" I missed hating you.
Ah Bulls, it was great to see your trickeration on Saturday night. I think its good I was totally shit-canned for the game, otherwise I would have been really violent the UB lost by allowing one of the worst running games in the nation to cut through their defense like butter. I think Notre Dame is lucky they didn't get George O'Leary after watching his shitty display of an excuse for a team beat up on my shitty excuse for a team. O'Leary probably can't coach his way out of a fucking bag. UCF should have won by 30.
BETS
We will start with two from Lab Boy! Who makes his sketchy return my posting something to my Facebook wall! Thanks Lab Boy. *Note, his grammar is worse than mine because he spends weeks at a time killing rats in a lab so he can get his doctor-type degree. Some one call PETA.
Ohio (+23) vs Tennesse
definitely Ohio. Tennessee has no quarterback and can't pass the ball. They are being way to overrated after their loss to Florida
LSU (-13) vs Mississippi state
Definitely Miss state. LSU had only 63 more total offensive yards than Louisiana-Lafayette last week. LSUs offense is something like 90th in the country. LSU is allowing 320 ypg defensively (46th in the country) Miss State is allowing 323 ypg and has played a harder schedule. Also LSU is 1-8 ATS in its last nine games as a favorite of 10.5 or more and Miss State are 5-0 ATS in their last five games as a home underdogs.
ME: Minnesota +1.5 @ Northwestern
Northwestern is fucking terrible, and their quarterback who is called Kafka is a maniac with the ball. I bet he turns it over three times in Minnesota territory. Minnesota by 10.
24-14 Gophers
$70
TCU+ 3 @ Clemson
OHHHHHH WEEEEEEEEEE I love me some horny toads. Clemson is the "Fredo" of the ACC for as long as I can remember. TCU can play some defense, and will do all they can to control the elusive CJ Spiller. I know the Clemson faithful will be sent home sad, as usual.
TCU 21- Clemson 20
$25
AND NOW FOR MY
TEXAS TECH- HOUSTON OVER 73
By the power of oil, cowboy boots and steer shit I love me some high powered offenses. This spread could be 100 and I'd still bet the over. I'm not sure who will win this game, and I'm not sure if they can cover 73 together, but I sure as shit hope so. In Houston's last five games they have scored 42, 42, 34, 55 and 45. In Texas Tech's last five they have loaded up 35, 34, 38, 55 and 24.
Go shine your belt buckle and join the Republican Party, this is going to be a shit load of offense! Unless, they both fizzle out like Enron of course. By the power of George Bush I am a sucker.
Texas Tech 86- Houston 85
$125
Parlay- Take UB + 3 against Temple and Fresno +17 against Cincinnati
$10
Record
2-3
Overall: 7-8
$$$ -25
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